Aren't all pornographic movies rather poorly written? Surely that's an integral feature of them.
Anyway the answer for me is yes. For obvious reasons I need to go anonymous here. Several years ago, my wife got a Sunday morning phone call from her sister asking if she had any baking soda for a recipe she was going to do that day. I was duly dispatched with the required ingredient as her husband was working all day.
Have you ever had a real life experience that was like a badly written porno?